raphmike:

DAME MAGGIE SMITH IS HAVING NONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT TODAY

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  • me in class: wait what happened
  • me in class: what do we do
  • me in class: what do we write
  • me in class: when's the test
  • me in class: what is this
  • me in class: how do you do this
  • me in class: what

lesbitasticachele:

forfuturereferenceonly:

bluewaffleez:

itchy nipple at school is worst thing because you can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub your arm on your boob without looking suspicious it’s hard being a girl ok

Some people have to put up with the school environment. Not everyone is comfortable with that. Also, some people can’t even afford to go to school. These problems are much worse than itchy nipples.

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that kid is so freaking scandalized by the thought

(Source: justintimberblake, via theintellectualturtle)


  • me: *reads post about being unattractive like a potato in public*
  • sister: why a potato?
  • mom: some potatoes are attractive
  • me: are u ok?


  • me about my ships: OH MY GoD FEELINGS YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE SDKFLJSDLJ THEIR HANDS BRUSHED AND NOW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR SEVERAL LONG SECONDS OH GOD THIS IS SO ROMANTIC I CANNOT. SObbinG.
  • me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.


  • me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
  • parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
  • parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
  • me: *putting shoes on*
  • parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

  • Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
  • People: What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?

chuchi-voo:

ive compiled a series of “you tried” stars for you to use in various occasions

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